Yaggi’s Cheese House Cheesy Joke of the Week

Tune in to WJER Radio every Monday during the Ryan & Michele Morning Show to hear the Yaggi’s Cheese House Cheesy Joke of the Week to start off your workweek with a laugh! Do YOU have a good cheesy joke? Email your cheesy joke to wjer@wjer.com along with your name, city of residence, and phone number, and you could win a $10 gift certificate to Yaggi’s Cheese House if we read your cheesy joke on the radio!

Thanks to Yaggi’s Cheese House for sponsoring the “Cheesy Joke of the Week”! Yaggi’s is located at 2229 Stonecreek Road SW in New Philadelphia, and they’re open Monday thru Friday from 10:00 to 5:00 and Saturdays from 10:00 to 3:00.

CHEESY JOKES:
5/30/23: What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare? “To brie or not to brie…that is the question!”
-Submitted by Shauna Fender of New Philadelphia

5/22/23: Where the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!
-Submitted by Sarah Cecil of Dover

5/15/23: What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
-Submitted by Lori Jackson

5/8/23: What is Wisconsin’s state motto? Come and smell our dairy air! (Derrière)
-Submitted by Nancy Reinemann of Dover

5/1/23: Why was the mouse chasing Godzilla? He wanted a bite of Munster!
-Submitted by Carole Henderson of Dover

4/24/23: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R’n’Brie!
-Submitted by Kim James of New Philadelphia

4/17/23: What did the fish say when it ran into a cement wall? Dam!
-Submitted by Marissa Lautzenheiser of Sandy Township

4/10/23: What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
-Submitted by Wendy Harshey of Dover

4/3/23: Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small!
-Submitted by Mark Keffer of Dover

3/27/23: What do you do to make a mouse smile? Say cheese!
-Submitted by Clara Thompson of Newcomerstown

3/20/23: What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O’Shea! (Ricochet)
-Submitted by David Roth of Dover

3/13/23: What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!
-Submitted by Doug Willoughby of Dover

3/6/23: How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor! (Attract her)
-Submitted by Kimberly Davis of Tuscarawas

2/27/23: Why did the cowboy want a Dachshund? So he could get “a long little doggy”!
-Submitted by Darlene Reese of New Philadelphia

2/20/23: How do ducks like to eat cheese? With quackers!
-Submitted by Brenda Rieger of Dover

2/13/23: How did shoppers react when they saw the price of eggs? They were shell shocked!
-Submitted by R.J. McCullagh of New Philadelphia

2/6/23: What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
-Submitted by Katie Brenner of Dover

1/30/23: What sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather? A shoe!
-Submitted by Frankie Holcomb of New Philadelphia

1/23/23: Why did the Swiss cheese get arrested? There were holes in his story!
-Submitted by Nikki Scott of Mineral City

1/16/23: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
-Submitted by Lori Jackson of Uhrichsville

1/9/23: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!
-Submitted by Adam Fulton of New Philadelphia

1/3/23: What do you call a toothless grizzly? A gummy bear!
-Submitted by Annie Tipton of New Philadelphia