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Yaggi’s Cheese House Cheesy Joke of the Week


Tune in to WJER Radio every Monday during the Ryan & Michele Morning Show to hear the Yaggi’s Cheese House Cheesy Joke of the Week to start off your workweek with a laugh! Do YOU have a good cheesy joke? Email your cheesy joke to wjer@wjer.com along with your name, city of residence, and phone number, and you could win a $10 gift certificate to Yaggi’s Cheese House if we read your cheesy joke on the radio!

Thanks to Yaggi’s Cheese House for sponsoring the “Cheesy Joke of the Week”! Yaggi’s is located at 2229 Stonecreek Road SW in New Philadelphia, and they’re open Monday thru Friday from 10:00 to 5:00 and Saturdays from 10:00 to 3:00.

CHEESY JOKES:
2/26/24: What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory!
-Submitted by Ryan Hyde of Dover

2/19/24: I got a pet newt and named him “Tiny” because he’s minute (my newt)!
-Submitted by Ron Crilley of Strasburg

2/12/24: What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia on Valentine’s Day? “Yoda” one for me!
-Submitted by Paul Deibel of New Philadelphia

2/5/24: Which cheese is the most religious? Swiss…it’s the holiest!
-Submitted by Logan Watkins of Mineral City

1/29/24: Why don’t lobsters like to share? Because they are shellfish!
-Submitted by Rachelle Mathias

1/22/24: I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter…or sew it seams!
-Submitted by Brenda Watson of New Philadelphia

1/15/24: I got an email about reading maps backwards. It was spam.
-Submitted by Bill Petersheim of Dover

1/8/24: What do you get when you milk a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
-Submitted by Tosten Hanson of Dennison

1/2/24: Where can you get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market!
-Submitted by Dave Rini of Dover

12/26/23: What do you call Santa the day after Christmas when he has spent all his money and is flat broke? Saint Nickel-less!
-Submitted by Paul Deibel of New Philadelphia

12/18/23: What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce milk? A milk dud or an udder failure!
-Submitted by Lisa Walker of New Philadelphia

12/11/23: How much does Santa pay for his reindeer? Nothing—they’re on the house!
-Submitted by Ray Cottrell of Uhrichsville

12/4/23: What did the bleu cheese say to the cheddar? Lookin’ sharp!
-Submitted by Michelle Hallman of Dennison

11/27/23: What do you call row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare-line!
-Submitted by Eric Niklaus of Dover

11/20/23: Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the day before Thanksgiving and it wanted everyone to think it was a chicken!
-Submitted by Paul Deibel of New Philadelphia

11/13/23: What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you after a while!
-Submitted by Kelly Moore of Uhrichsville

11/6/23: Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? All that was left was de Brie!
-Submitted by Rhonda Hoffmeyer of New Philadelphia

10/30/23: What do cheesemakers dance to on Halloween? The Muenster Mash!
-Submitted by Joyce Stahl Wilson of New Philadelphia

10/23/23: What did the cheese say inside the haunted house? “I gotta get out of here…I’m lac-ghost intolerant!”
-Submitted by Andrea Carrothers of New Philadelphia

10/16/23: A man asked a farmer, “Is it true that you take your cow on walks through the grape vineyard?” The farmer answered, “Yes, I herd it through the grapevine!”
-Submitted by Doug Willoughby of Dover

10/9/23: What has more lives than a cat? A frog—it croaks every day!
-Submitted by Ryan Hyde of Dover

10/2/23: Which animal is the most sarcastic? A pan-duh!
-Submitted by Paula Niklaus of Dover

9/25/23: Which city in Ohio has the best bakery? Toledough!
-Submitted by Nancy Reinemann of Dover

9/18/23: My son asked me, “Do trees poop?” I said, “Why yes! Where do you think Number 2 pencils come from?”
-Submitted by Ken Young of Dover

9/11/23: Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck!
-Submitted by Becky Lorenz of Dover

9/5/23: What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek!
-Submitted by Dave Rini of Dover

8/28/23: Why did the little bee go back home? He forgot his yellow jacket!
-Submitted by Kathy Shutt of Dover

8/21/23: A woman asked her husband, “Honey, have you seen the dog bowl?” Her husband replied, “No! I didn’t know he could!”
-Submitted by Cindy Young of Dover

8/14/23: Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It’s a light sentence, and it gives them time to reflect.
-Submitted by Lisa Walker of New Philadelphia

8/7/23: What did the nut say when it sneezed? Cashew! (Achoo!)
-Submitted by Norma Fantin of New Philadelphia

7/31/23: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
-Submitted by Roger Hren of Uhrichsville

7/24/23: Two pigs were sunning on the beach. One turns to the other and says, “How are you doing?” The other replied, “I’m bacon.”
-Submitted by Paul Deibel of New Philadelphia

7/17/23: Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it!
-Submitted by Beckett Miller (age 11) of Dover

7/10/23: What did one termite say to the other termite as they walked into the bar? “Is the bar tender here?”
-Submitted by Amy Schlabach of Dover

7/3/23: What did the horse say when it had fallen? “I can’t giddy up!”
-Submitted by Doug Willoughby of Dover

6/26/23: What do you call hot dogs in the winter? Chili dogs!
-Submitted by Mary Kay Reed of Dover

6/19/23: How can you tell good trees from bad ones? All the bad trees are really knotty!
-Submitted by Justin Schmidt of Uhrichsville

6/12/23: Why are koala bears not real bears? Because they have no koala-fications!
-Submitted by Dave Rini of Dover

6/5/23: What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop!
-Submitted by Autumn Hayes of Uhrichsville

5/30/23: What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare? “To Brie or not to Brie…that is the question!”
-Submitted by Shauna Fender of New Philadelphia

5/22/23: Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!
-Submitted by Sarah Cecil of Dover

5/15/23: What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
-Submitted by Lori Jackson

5/8/23: What is Wisconsin’s state motto? Come and smell our dairy air! (Derrière)
-Submitted by Nancy Reinemann of Dover

5/1/23: Why was the mouse chasing Godzilla? He wanted a bite of Muenster!
-Submitted by Carole Henderson of Dover

4/24/23: What kind of music does cheese listen to? R’n’Brie!
-Submitted by Kim James of New Philadelphia

4/17/23: What did the fish say when it ran into a cement wall? Dam!
-Submitted by Marissa Lautzenheiser of Sandy Township

4/10/23: What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
-Submitted by Wendy Harshey of Dover

4/3/23: Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small!
-Submitted by Mark Keffer of Dover

3/27/23: What do you do to make a mouse smile? Say cheese!
-Submitted by Clara Thompson of Newcomerstown

3/20/23: What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O’Shea! (Ricochet)
-Submitted by David Roth of Dover

3/13/23: What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!
-Submitted by Doug Willoughby of Dover

3/6/23: How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor! (Attract her)
-Submitted by Kimberly Davis of Tuscarawas

2/27/23: Why did the cowboy want a Dachshund? So he could get “a long little doggy”!
-Submitted by Darlene Reese of New Philadelphia

2/20/23: How do ducks like to eat cheese? With quackers!
-Submitted by Brenda Rieger of Dover

2/13/23: How did shoppers react when they saw the price of eggs? They were shell shocked!
-Submitted by R.J. McCullagh of New Philadelphia

2/6/23: What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
-Submitted by Katie Brenner of Dover

1/30/23: What sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather? A shoe!
-Submitted by Frankie Holcomb of New Philadelphia

1/23/23: Why did the Swiss cheese get arrested? There were holes in his story!
-Submitted by Nikki Scott of Mineral City

1/16/23: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
-Submitted by Lori Jackson of Uhrichsville

1/9/23: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!
-Submitted by Adam Fulton of New Philadelphia

1/3/23: What do you call a toothless grizzly? A gummy bear!
-Submitted by Annie Tipton of New Philadelphia